How much p***y would I have with O'Ney hair What were the most iconic cuts of the Brazilian star

Since 2009 Neymar, which is celebrating its 28th birthday today, has been the image man of Brazilian football and a source of inspiration for hundreds of thousands of children around the world.

We could pay homage to his 28 years of career through numbers and statistics, but the various ''what did he do?'' that previously referred to his plays, now have become the exclamations that come more natural when you go to his Instagram account.

In fact, already at the time of Santos, as soon as he left the favelas and when the golden ball seemed only a formality, O 'Ney took to the field with a pineapple on his head and a plaster on his nose. The same patch that he probably had to put at the end of each game considering all the beating he took. Later, probably realizing that he had gone too far, he decided to cut his hair. Yes, but only laterally replicating the Mohican style, increasing the desire, by the defenders already maddened by the tricks suffered, to chase and mow it.

Then he concluded: "It is difficult to calculate the price of my work because this service is not available to everyone, but I do not do it for less than 2000 euros per month".

Granted that it is money well spent, what will the Paris striker's next gimmick be? Unfortunately we will have to wait until the return from the classic birthday injury.